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Christmas and Secret Santa’s go hand in hand, and this is one of the ways out office celebrates the festive season. But just imagine the surprise I got when my treat was a vibrator?

If you aren’t sure what a Secret Santa is, it is when you all have a gift cap of say and you each draw the name of someone you have to purchase a gift for. We do it in the office every Christmas season, and who the hell drew my name and bought me a vibrator??

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I am particularly fond of my sex toys, I collect them, but this is a secret collection - no-one knows about them. Not my friends or my colleagues at work, or even any of the men I have dated.

When our Secret Santa gifts are handed out at the Christmas Party, we are all encouraged to open them, so unawares I opened mine too. The second I saw it I tried to stuff it back into the wrapping, but too late, my colleagues had seen it and they all wanted to look too.

I was so embarrassed, and didn’t I have to be standing next to my boss when I unwrapped this gift. The look he gave me made me feel as though I hade bought this for myself and wrapped it up. I am a red-head and I was blushing from the top of my head to the soles of my feet - I wanted to crawl up into a ball and die.

Of course everyone wanted to get a closer look, but I didn’t want too much of a scene, although this was actually too late. So I just bundled the vibrator back into the torn gift wrap and popped it into my handbag, however the damage was done.

Not only did they want to see it, but they were all murmuring amongst themselves trying to figure out who bought it. Asking, "did you buy it" answering "not me, was it you?" All of them in absolute denial and amazement! To try and make light of it I interceded and said "oh you guys, it must have been Santa". To which everyone laughed and moved on to the bar.

Thank heavens they were leaving it alone, I had a reputation as the "quiet one", so I was hoping they believed someone had just pulled a prank. This is what I wanted to believe also, but how did someone know this was the next vibe I had set my sights on to add to my collection?

It is still a mystery who bought me the sex toy of my dreams as a Secret Santa, but the following year, I had a huge audience when it came to opening gifts time at the Christmas event.

I opened it and everyone could see it was a copy of the movie "Constantine" and immediately lost interest. But my heart was pounding, this was another item I was planning to add to my movie collection next, how did this person know? Quite honestly I was beginning to feel secretly stalked, instead of Secret Santa’d!!

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